December 2010
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Silly me: I think I just ate a fly by accident...
Evil me: HA! Of course it was by accident, you idiot! Have you eva seen anyone eat a fly on purpose???? Silly bint!!!
Silly me: Ugh...
Evil me: No, people, SHE purposely left her big mouth hanging open because she's tipsy - no serious person gets drunk, mind you! JUst silly, idiotic ones. - and waited for a whole minute for a fly to fly in, so she could swallow it!!!!
Silly me: Ugh...
Silly me and Evil me: Note to self: never drink again!!!!
Dec 31st
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About Twitter
I won’t deny it. I have in fact an account. But, I think it’s kind of useless if you’re not a stalker or a troll. I mean, chat to someone on twitter???? It’s like yelling at someone from the top of your lungs in a room full of people yelling. And oh! It’s valid to stress that the person you’re yelling at is on the other side of the room and can’t hear you...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Weather gone crazy
Normally, at this time of the year we would have terrible heatwaves, probably some bushfires somewhere at the hills, air con turned on nearly 24/7 and this miserable person, melting in a heap of very very very bad mood. But I said ‘normally’ and not always, cause instead of what it should be, try 17 degrees, windy, raining and a bit chilly. Brrrrrrrrrr…. Scary.
Dec 19th
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not...”
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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From start
I hate to start a blog when there are heaps of stuff to post just because I was too lazy to do it before, but… Oh well…
Dec 12th
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Hiya
I’m not a big blog writer - never had a diary. And even if I had, I wouldn’t know what to do with one, so I’m afraid you’re going to have more images than text here.
Dec 12th